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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
stupidstagram:

Using a Lil Wayne related hashtag to fight sexism. #Remarkable.

stupidstagram:

Using a Lil Wayne related hashtag to fight sexism. #Remarkable.

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bonersniper:

buttb00b-mcgee:

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

Hella cute

Can I marry him?

catchersintherye:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

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sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

my-killz:

The whole world has been against her. She’s become more of a punch line than a celebrity. Instead of celebrating with Lindsay about the small victories as you should with any type of addict (my step father was an alcoholic for 10 years) people have joked about how she can’t do it. I would cry too if someone finally told me to celebrate after spending so long being a joke.

finally someone with a heart

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I ran seven miles today and that makes me feel good… lol

It’s the end of March and still snowing. But hey, at least Starbucks still looks pretty (at Starbucks)

It’s the end of March and still snowing. But hey, at least Starbucks still looks pretty (at Starbucks)